Photo: Fortissimo/Process Prods/Kobal/Shutterstock I am standing alone in the men's room of a West Village club, collecting my thoughts, when a good-looking guy comes in. He has followed me. "Hey!" he says. "I wanted to get a moment alone with you." Smiling, he walks up to me, drops his pants, and takes out his penis. "What do you think?" he says. It is the early spring of 2003. I am a gay man in my 30s in New York City, so this is not an entirely unfamiliar situation. But this is a special circumstance. Both his smile and his dick are big, but they also both look somehow expectant in a way that suggests each could get a lot bigger or a lot smaller very quickly depending on the next words I choose. I choose the wrong words — or the right words, but in the wrong way. "Um," I venture, trying to keep my gaze at eye level. "I don't think that … it's not really my sense that that's what they're looking for." His face falls. Everything falls. His dejection in that moment makes him look older and more tired than his age (mid-20s). "No, no," I say… Read full this story
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